September 21, 2014

lambhoof:

I have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places.

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September 20, 2014

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Filed under: yup 
September 20, 2014

shinybeetle:

Basim Magdy, 13 Essential Rules for Understanding the World, 2011

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September 19, 2014

Anonymous said: you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

September 19, 2014

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Filed under: yup true fuck merica 
September 19, 2014
the-uncensored-she:

#ArrestDarrenWilson

the-uncensored-she:

#ArrestDarrenWilson

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Filed under: yup true haha 
September 16, 2014
djsavone:

Chessboxin’

djsavone:

Chessboxin’

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September 12, 2014

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

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September 12, 2014

prettyboyshyflizzy:

scandal-whipped:

babycakesbriauna:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

lmao I cant believe this is real “i put the h on it to emphasize NIGGAHHHHH”

I’m both outraged and amused. This can’t be real life?! The fuck I just watch

 Can you lend a n*gga a pencil?  Oh Lawd… I’m appalled yet I had to laugh

same way i felt lol

September 10, 2014

Work out before work